*my friend and i were looking a pictures of couples in our class but i began hearing wrong things*

friend: Aww they look so cute~
me: huh?
friend: that just ruined the moment...
me: what?! do you just say moby dick?
friend:....NO! THAT WAS WAY OFF! anyways......idk y i am  telling you this but i'm not wearing any shoes
me: WHAT?!! UR NOT WEARING CLOTHES?!
Friend: NO!!!!!

*me thinking: i really need my ears checked -_-*