*on a Friday night*
mom: GO TO SLEEP!
you: ok.....just a few more minutes 

*about 6 hours later*

mom: DON'T I TELL YOU TO GO TO SLEEP??!!
you: *turns off computer screen and lights and pretend to sleep*

*mom comes in room*

mom: i know you are just pretending to sleep. i'm not dumb you know.

you: but how did u find out?!
mom: *stares at you like "you gotta be kidding me"*
mom: you have your ipod on and you just got 13 text messages from your friend about this boy from school. how would i not know?

you: -__- darn it.....
mom: now go to sleep

BUSTED!