"This is my
suicide dress,"
she told
him.
"I only wear
it on days
when I'm afraid
I might kill myself
if I don't wear
it."
"You've been
wearing it
every day since we met."
He
said.
"And these are
my arson glove,"
"So you
don't set fire to
something?"
He
asked.
"Exactly."
"And this is
my terrorism lipstick,
my assault
and battery eyeliner,
my armed
robbery boots,"
"I'd like to
undress you," he
said.
"But would
that make me
an accomplice?"
"And
today," She
said.
"I'm wearing
my infidelity underwear,
so don't get any
ideas."
And she put
on her nervous
break down hat
and walked out the door.
"This is my suicide dress," she told him. "I only
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