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Graduated high school. 
Kissed someone.
Smoked a cigarette.
Had a hangover.

Got so drunk you passed out. 
rode every ride at an amusment park
Collected something really stupid. 
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.

Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.

Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.

Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class. 
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid). 
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.

ran a marathon

Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.

Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.

Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Cut yourself.

Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something
.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Had detention.
Skipped school.

Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school. 
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.

Fired a gun. 
Had a yard sale.
Had a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.

Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world
.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.

Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.

Had surgery
Had stitches.

Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.

Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or 
alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.
Pet a wild animal.

Used a credit card. 

Gone surfing in California.
Did “spirit day” at school. 
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.

Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.

Known someone with HIV or AIDS. 
Taken pictures with a webcam.
Started a fire.
 
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Cross out the things you've done (: Graduated high school.

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