typical conversation
My 8 year old brother colin, was trying to get me mad by saying girls aren't as strong or smart as boy and girls can't do what boys do.

Colin: Girls can't wrestle, play basketball, play soccer, play baseball, or play football.

me: uuhh, yes we can.

colin: girls cant play football! only tackle but not when they get older.

me: girls play football haven't you ever heard of the lingerie football league?!

colin: no what does that mean?

me: bras & panties.

colin: *eyes get huge& jaw dropps*
do theyy like tackle &stuff?!

me: ohhhhhhh yeaah(;

colin: oh my god! ill be right back!
*gets up & runs out of the room*

me: hey dork it's not on &pluus you dont even know the channel.

colin: what channel?!

me: 255

colin: i know what im watching all day tomorrow!

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little did we know our mom listened to the whole thing.
we figured she'd be like "that's not appropriate!" or something like that.
NOPE!
she walked in my room, hugged my brother and screamed: 
THANK GOD! HES NOT GAY!

true story(:  
nothing against gays<3