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*on the phone with my mom

 Me: Hey mom, can you pick me and Aubree up from the tanning salon?
Mom: Sure, but you know the rule.
Me: What rule?
Mom: No food in the car.

Me: Okay?
Mom: If you look like a cheese-it, your walking. 



haha love my momm (:

 

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