Preacher: So as the Bible tells us, Jonah was swallowed by a
whale.
ME: I thought a whale's mouth waasn't big enough to swallow a
person.
Preacher: Well, maybe it wasn't a whale, but the Bible says it
is.
ME: Im going to ask Jonah when i get to heaven.
Preacher: Maybe Jonah went to hell.
ME: Then will you ask him for me?
