Voldemort:
Let me tell you something
about Dumbledore. We were best
friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so
embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in
eighth grade, I started going out with my first girlfriend
Bellatrix who was totally gorgeous but then she
moved to Indiana, and Dumbledore was like, weirdly jealous of
her. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Bellatrix,
he’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me
back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so
obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which
was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Dumbledore,
I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a
lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at
my party. There were gonna be girls there in their
*bathing suits*. I mean, right? He was a
LESBIAN. So then his mom called my mom and started
yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of
school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in
the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he
was totally weird, and now I guess he’s on
crack.
26 faves · 7 comments · Sep 17, 2010 3:22pm
figgy101
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1 decade ago
looooveee this !!!
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vanybee
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1 decade ago
hahhhahahahahahahahahaha
i adore ittt
but shouldnt dumbledore be gay ? not a lesbian?:P
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Ginax3
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1 decade ago
hahahaaa
its not mine :'}
i just thought it was hilarious.
P;
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Singrrr3
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1 decade ago
mean girls and harry potter. i can't get over it. holy crap! :D
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Ginax3
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1 decade ago
duude
who dosen't
;DDDD
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Singrrr3
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1 decade ago
i. . love. you.
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Niikiitaa · 1 decade ago
i. love. this. HAHAHA.
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