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Dear Uterus,


We used to be such great friends! You didn't bother me, and I didn't bother you. Then I turned eleven years old, and you decided to give me great pain over a week long period, some intense mood swings, unknown tears, and then eventually you started to spit out blood! What is this?! You scared me so badly during school when I first started seeing blood. I thought I was dying. Then I got home and my mom told me... I'm just unsure of our relationship now. I don't think we can be friends anymore until you calm yourself down.

 

Love, Me.

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