BOY SPEAK
call you later: sometime next century

committment: a word only applied to a football team

I need space: for all my other girlfriends

let's just see how it goes: back off, I'm feeling pressured

Would you like a back rub?: I wanna try my luck

Isn't it warm in here?: take your clothes off

Don't get heavy: I don't feel the same way about you

She's ugly/a lesbian: she didn't fancy me

I'm not ready for a relationship: not with you anyways

We can still be friends: It's over and this is probably the last time you will ever see me