1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his questions with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter “P”

10. Ask him if they have pizza.

11. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.

12. Change your accent every 5 seconds.

13. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.

14. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s $17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order”.

15. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.

16. Ask him if they exploit child labor.

17. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.

18. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.

19. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.

20. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.

21. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.

22. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.

23. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.

24. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.

25. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.

26. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.

27. Breath loudly.

28. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.

29. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.