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i was at my friends house and we were getting ready to go and get ice cream, just as we were about to leave my mom called. everybody was screaming so i told everybody to shut up. once i answered, my friend nick yelled, "EMILY PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON AND PASS ME BOXERS!" i told him to shut up and i walked away. my mom didn't say anything until she picked me up later on and said " so, did you at least use a condom?"


 

                                                                             MILA.

true storyy.
happend yesterday night.

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