She stays up in the dark til 2 in the morning on the phone and at
the end of the conversation, she smiles and says "love ya too."
Then she goes and hangs up the phone. Her dad walks in, tired and
frumpled and goes "was that the f***er that broke your heart?" the
girl laughs and goes "no dad. that was my best friend!"
haha this actually happened only my bro said it, not my dad
