Grounded For Life--

Cludia to Eddie: I think Jimmy is keepin something from me.
Cludia: He locked himself in his room and is laughing hysterically at th T.V.
Eddie: Maybe something funny is on.
Cludia: its the teletubies.
Eddie: Sorry...your son's a stoner.

Later--
Eddie to Jimmy: r u a stoner?
Jimmy: NO!
Eddie: then y were u laughing at the teletubbies?
Jimmy: Ohh, because tinkywinky tripped over dipsy.
Eddie: yeah..that is funny stuff.