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When I was in 3rd grade

A boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil.

We became best friends, but he moved away in sixth grade.

There I was, studying in the library in college.

when a guy whispered, "Can I borrow a pencil?"

I looked up, and it was him. We've been dating ever since.

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