+50 degrees Fahrenheit
New York tenants try to turn on the heat
People from Ontario plant gardens
+40
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Albertans sunbathe
+35
Italian cars don't start
+32
Distilled water freezes
+30
You can see your breath
You plan a vacation in Florida
Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
Manitobans eat ice cream
+25
Lake Ontario water freezes
Californians weep pitiably
Cat insists on sleeping on your bed
+20
New York water freezes
San Franciscans start thinking favorably of L.A.
Green Bay Packers fans put on T-shirts
+15
You plan a vacation in Acapulco
Cat insists on sleeping IN your bed with you
B.C. residents go swimming
+10
Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
Too cold to snow
You need jumper cables to get the car going
0
New York landlords turn on the heat
Newfoundlanders grill hot dogs on the patio, yum!
-5
You can HEAR your breath
You plan a vacation in Hawaii
-10
American cars don't start
Too cold to skate
-15
You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
People from Miami cease to exist
Canadians lick flagpoles
-20
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
People in NWT and Yukon think about taking down screens
-25
Too cold to kiss
You need jumper cables to get the driver going
Japanese cars don't start
Ottawa Rough Riders head for spring training
-30
You plan a two-week hot bath
Pilsener freezes
Bock beer production begins
NWT residents shovel snow off roof
-38
Mercury freezes
Too cold to think
Canadians do up their top button
-40
Californians disappear
Quebecers put on sweaters
-50
Congressional hot air freezes
Alaskans close the bathroom window
Green Bay Packers practice indoors
-60
Walruses abandon Aleutians
Ontarians put gloves away, take out mittens
Boy Scouts in Saskatchewan start Klondike Derby
-70
Glaciers in Central Park
Hudson residents replace diving boards with hockey nets
Green Bay snowmobilers organize trans-lake race to Sault Ste.
Marie
-80
Polar bears abandon Baffin Island
Girl Scouts in Saskatchewan start Klondike Derby
-90
Edge of Antarctica reaches Rio de Janeiro
Ontarians migrate to New York thinking it MUST be warmer south of the
border
-100
Santa Claus abandons North Pole
Canadians pull down earflaps
-173
Ethyl alcohol freezes
-297
Oxygen precipitates out of atmosphere
Microbial life survives only on dairy products
-445
Superconductivity
-452
Helium becomes a liquid
-454
Hell freezes over
-456
Quebec drivers drop below 150 KPH on highways
-460 (absolute zero)
All atomic motion ceases
Canadians start saying how it's a tad nippy outside
5 faves · 1 comments · May 14, 2010 1:00pm
Just_Someonex · 1 decade ago
Hahaha x]
I live in the north (Finland)
and I find that hilarious.
People here are sooo used to the cold xD
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