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           a man dials 9-1-1 and says my neighbor put crack in his fire wood... i am not sure how he got it in there though..
the officer replys "alright thank you sir we will be right over"
 the police get there bust open EVERY SINGLE LAST PIECE OF THE WOOD!! 
        they then come out and say" i am sorry sir we couldnt find anything" 
   an hour later the two men are out the guy that called the police says" hey man happy birth day" the other replies what did ya do for me...? the man says i cut all your fire wood
             the man with the fire wood says hey man i REALLY didnt want to do that thanx!

  face it we ALL love our friends!!!
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a man dials 9-1-1 and says my neighbor put crack in his fire

2 faves · Mar 26, 2010 3:21pm

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