Hangover Quote #7
Alan:
Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling
when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof
system.
Stu:
It's also illegal.
Alan: It's not illegal.
It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil: I'm pretty sure
that's illegal too.
Alan: Yeah, maybe after
9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.
