&What
If
Prince
Charming had long [(messy)] hair?
What if he wore plaid shorts and DC tee-shirts
[(instead)]
of silk pants and expensive jackets?
What if he was rude and lacked any [(manners)]?
What if he was short and scrawny
instead of ([tall and
muscular)]?
What if he laughed at offensive jokes?
What if he rode a [(beat
up)] skateboard
instead of a beautiful white horse?
What if "Prince
Charming" was a
SkaterBoy??