A teenager is a person who can't remember to walk the dog, but never forgets a phone number; a weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast; a youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, & borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday; someone who can hear her favorite singer three blocks away, but not her mother calling from the next room; a whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson, but can't make a bed; a student who spends twelve minutes studying history & twelve hours studying for her driver's license; an enthusiast who has the energy to bike four miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes; a young woman who loves the cat & tolerates the brother; a romantic who never falls in love more than once a week; a budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off; a boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing; & an original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.