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Dont u just love it when people ask OBVIOUS questions?
Oh cuz i know i do!



1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)/<3/


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Dont u just love it when people ask OBVIOUS questions? Oh cuz

3 faves · 24 comments · Jan 9, 2010 11:39am

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iloveyouam


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iloveyouam · 1 decade ago
haha ikk iloveyoutooo!
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magdalina5584 · 1 decade ago

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iloveyouam · 1 decade ago
wow everyone...okay happy i changed it? god everyone get a fuckn life..yelling at ppl cuz of something stupid like a fuckn quote! get a life! and off!
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crazymusickid2 · 1 decade ago
wow, iloveyouam, no offense, but your being a real about it. Gl4m0urCh1ck's right
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XoEmmaOx · 1 decade ago
what happens when you report a quote ?
comment on my profile page and tell me please !
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alexarae333 · 1 decade ago
hey guys, chill. no need for the harsh language and being mean to eachother... its a really funny/cool quote and Gl4m0urCh1ck, im sorry about your dad... feel better. iloveyouam, if it is on her page already, it kind of is her quote so you probably should give credit to her. but dont fight over this. its stupid.
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CornDogs · 1 decade ago
you jocked this! It's copied word for word. There's no way that "your friend" made it up because this was on gl4m0urch1ck's profile like seven months before you put it up here. Get a life you. delete this qoute before before me and the rest of the 1000 people that favorited gl4m0urch1ck's qoute report you and the qoute for jocking.
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GravityEffect_ · 1 decade ago
your a jocking .
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Gl4m0urCh1ck · 1 decade ago
alrighty no one cares. you do have something wrong with you if you are making fun of my cousin. and not caring my dad is dead. you heartless .
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iloveyouam · 1 decade ago
its funny watching u get mad!
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iloveyouam · 1 decade ago
nothing and i aint goin to hell okay bibi
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Gl4m0urCh1ck · 1 decade ago
wow. go to hell you . wtf is wrong with you.
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iloveyouam · 1 decade ago
i dont even know u so shut up..and u dont win and idc who wins..its a stupid quote that my friend wrote so just stop talking to me..and sorry ur soooo mentally retarted just like ur gay cosin!
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iloveyouam · 1 decade ago
i dont even know u so shut up..and u dont win and idc who wins..its a stupid quote that my friend wrote so just stop talking to me..and sorry ur soooo mentally retarted just like ur gay cosin!
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iloveyouam · 1 decade ago
i dont even know u so shut up..and u dont win and idc who wins..its a stupid quote that my friend wrote so just stop talking to me..and sorry ur soooo mentally retarted just like ur gay cosin!
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Gl4m0urCh1ck · 1 decade ago
too bad you already have. and i dont care hoe old you are, im just saying your being way too immature about this. give it up. i win. and no one would miss you. trust me.
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iloveyouam · 1 decade ago
ohh thats cool..how was the funeral..oh yea i dont care and why the hell do u care how old i am creppy rapist! and im not gonna die cuz my friends and my SEXY BOYFRIEND will miss me way to much! and so what if its ur...r u just on here 24/7 lying and telling ppl that they stole ur quotes and stuff cuz its not urs so just give it up...jezz its just a quote and whatch ur language other ppl can see these comments and u dont need to swear!
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Gl4m0urCh1ck · 1 decade ago
it is mine fuckass. and you think your hot? really? and your how old? 9? and how bout this new word, ? that okay? go die. your a lying who the hell do you think you are, god? go your hand or something. actually i went to a funeral last night thanks. my dad just died.
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iloveyouam · 1 decade ago
okay u might have it on ur page too but it not urs smart ..and i do have friends cuz unlike u im very hott and yeaa according to ur profile picture ur not..so what did u do lastnight? sit home and read? cuz i was out at a fricken awesome party and ur werent .....nerd...ohh and what the hell is with u and the word jock..FIND A NEW WORD CUZ U USE THAT ONE WAY TO MUCH!
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iloveyouam · 1 decade ago
okay u might have it on ur page too but it not urs smart ..and i do have friends cuz unlike u im very hott and yeaa according to ur profile picture ur not..so what did u do lastnight? sit home and read? cuz i was out at a fricken awesome party and ur werent .....nerd...ohh and what the hell is with u and the word jock..FIND A NEW WORD CUZ U USE THAT ONE WAY TO MUCH!
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