Put Your Fangs
In It
New Moon
You left me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
Wa Wa Wa Werewolf
Bella
I live with my dad,
My life's so bad
That's why I moved to Forks
Where it's rainy and sad
Dad's a detective
His attention's selective
Totally missed that Edward's a dead kid
Mom left us
And that's a crime
But the real reason she left
I whine all the time
I'm an awkward junior, supa self-aware
Pretty little reader doesn't fit in anywhere
I'm a walking disaster with daily contusions
Trouble equals vampires plus clumsy human
My bloodtype brings all the boys to the yard, damn right
It's better than yours, damn right
Bella -- la la -- la
Two guys wanna hit this
Can you believe my luck?
But they're immortal enemies so I guess I'm stuck
Such a big decision for a teenage child -
Do I chose the undead
Or born to be wild?
(OMG) How did he move
(IMO) Oh so fast so far
(LOL) So he could save me
(BBQ) And stop that car?
Jacob's in the friend zone
Pa-the-tic-ally sweet
Edward stalks and watches while I sleep?
I'm a teen monster bride somebody help EEK!
Dracula vs. Wolfman vs. Dawson's Creek!
Cause he's so hot (hot!)
Except he's not (not!)
Cuz he's ice cold (cold!)
Hundred years old (old!)
Ever since I laid my eyes on that evil boy
I wanna live forever as his sexy toy
Cuz I love him, he loves me, don't get any attention
Cry my tears, for half a year, you can't be mad at me
If you liked it then you shoulda put your fangs in it
x2
If you leave then a werewolf's taking it
If you liked it then you shoulda put your fangs in it
All the Edward ladies x2
All the Jacob ladies x2
Now put your hands up!
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh uh oh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh oh oh uh oh oh uh uh oh
Edward
Name's Edward Cullen
Call me undead Eddy
My hood is the woods, I'll cut you like Freddy
King of the night bustin' ya'll jokers
Up to date (party late), this ain't Bram Stoker's!
Exsanguinate like Dracula
Dazzlin' an' mackin' ya
Supa sweet like chocula
And my hairs' spectacula!
Mess wit da Cullens
Yo get your head ripped off
Crouching werewolf, hidden vampire
'Bout to set it off
Esme is da mom (mom)
Rosalie is da bomb (bomb)
Alice sees the future but sometimes she get it wrong
Jasper make you feel (feel)
Emmet made uh steel (steel)
Carlisle is da daddy 'cuz he got da iron will
I got 99 problems but a wolf ain't one
If your havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a wolf ain't one
If you liked it then you shoulda put your fangs in it
x2
If you leave then a werewolf's takin' it
If you liked it then you shoulda put your fangs in it
All the Edward ladies x2
All the Jacob ladies x2
Now put your hands up!
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh uh oh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh oh oh uh oh oh uh uh oh
Jacob
Son of Billy Black
Jacob's been hustlin'
Twelve inch growth spurt
With half-ton o' musculin'
You Cullens is weak
Glampires of the coven
Bet on the underdog
I'm the leader of the pack
Edward, you're so emo
Man, I'm throwin' up
While your out the cryin'
Man, I'm growin' up!
My name is Jacob!
J-A-C-O-B double D-O double G-Y
I said J-A-C-O-B double D-O double G-Y
And I'm hungry like a wolf!
Howl at the moon (lika wolf!)
Eat a gramma (lika wolf!)
Chew a milkbone (lika wolf!)
Get a tattoo (lika wolf!)
Blow down your house (lika wolf!)
Shave my chest (lika wolf!)
Date Taylor Swift (lika wolf!)
Stanky leg! (like a what?!...stop! [what, I had an
itch...])
'Cuz you can come to me an' you can cry on my shoulder, girl
An' I don't even mind that you a bit older, girl
An' I been wishin' prayin' that you be my new lover, girl
Gonna catch you on the rebound
Do you wanna come over girl?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your fangs in it
x2
If you leave then a werewolf's takin' it
If you liked it then you shoulda put your fangs in it
All the Edward ladies x2
All the Jacob ladies x2
Now put your hands up!
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh uh oh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh oh oh uh oh oh uh uh oh!
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Bailey_Cullen_1996 · 1 decade ago
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hahaha :]