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You walk into a room, forget why you went there, walk out, and then remember.
You re-read a conversation a million times because it made you smile.
When you die, you give permission to your friends to change your status to, "is dead".
You love to get sugar high.
You hate getting texts that only say "Kk"
You randomly laugh because you remembered something funny from a few days ago.
You hate waking up for school.
You hate when people dont text back  right away.
You'd rather search your whole house for the remote, instead of getting up and turning on the TV.
You were alive when Pluto was a planet.
You get called by your last name.
There is nothing worse than a rejected high 5.
You randomly daydream and then realize your staring at someone by mistake.
You wonder why Swiper actually listens to Dora when she says, “Swiper No Swiping!"
You think the person who named the orange "the orange" was an idiot.
You are willing to risk salmonella to eat raw cookie dough.
You hate it when you sleep at someone’s house and you wake up ages before them.
You hate it when the teacher erases everything on the board except one mark.
WHEN YOU READ CAPITALS, THERE IS A SHOUTING VOICE IN YOUR HEAD.
You pretend to sleep when your parents enter your room.

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