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>>>A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road..
>>>Girl: Slow down. Im rly scared.
>>>Guy: No, Wait, this is fun.
>>>Girl: No its not. Please, its 2 scary!
>>>Guy: Then tell me u love me plz.
>>>Girl: Fine, I love u very much. Slow down now plz!
>>>Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
>>>*Girl hugs him tightly as usual*
>>>Guy: Can u take my helmet off & put it on plz? It's buggin me a lot.
>>>*Girl puts helmet on*
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*~~~~~~Next Day~~~~~~*
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>>>In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building
>>>because of break failure.
>>>2 ppl were on it, but only 1 survived.
>>>The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realizd that
>>>his breaks broke, but he didn't want 2 let the girl know.
>>>Instead, he...
>>>...had her say she loved him & felt her precious hug 1 last time b4 he went to heaven.
>>>then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant he would die when they hit the building.
****~~~~That's true LOVE~~~~****
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>>>A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the

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