these are your good years
dont take my advice
you never wanted the nice boys anyway
and im of good cheer
cause ive been checking my list
the gifts you're receiving from me will be
one awkward silence
and two hopes you cry yourself to sleep
staying up waiting by the phone
all i want this year is for you to dedicate
your last breath to me before you bury yourself alive
dont come home for christmas you're the last thing i wanna see underneath the tree
merry christmas, i could care less.