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That wasn’t what I’d meant at all; I hadn’t thought of going without him. I’d meant that we should have stayed here together. But I was sidetracked by his response, and a little miffed. Like I couldn’t fly cross country without bringing the plane down. Very funny.

So let’s say my bad luck did crash the plane.

What exactly were you going to do about it?

Why is the plane crashing?

He was trying to hide a smile now.

The pilots are passed out drunk.

Easy. I’d fly the plane.

Of course. I pursed my lips and tried again.

Both engines have exploded and we’re falling in a death spiral torward the earth.

I’d wait till we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I’d run you back to the scene of the accident and we’d stumble around like the two luckiest survivers in history.

-Edward and Bella- Eclipse.

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