I
Hate
It When
People Ask:
1) Can I ask you
a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself
up.)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3
would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend
steve.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on
going naked)
8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your
supposed to pick your nose)
10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your
company(: )
12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up
in boxes every week)
15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on
tuesdays and thursdays)
16) *waiter- your plate is completely cleaned* Are you done with
that? (what? do you want me to eat the plate, too?!)
17) Did you get braces? (naw, these things just appeared on my
teeth!)
18) *cashier* Out of 10? (no, it's out of 100!)
19) Who whould do that? (uhm, them.. they just did!)
20) *texting your friend* What are you doing? (uhm, texting
you.)
21) Do you want to do something? now? (naw lets do
that later even though we are bored out of our minds!!)
22) *you start bleeding* Ohh, what's that? (oh, nothing.. it's
just some thick red liquid that just happened appeared on my
finger)
23)*drinking soda* Oh, whatcha drinking? (uhh it says it on the
can..)
24) Oh my gosh! Did you just get shot?! (no, this thing just
randomly came at me and went through my stomach!)
Haha I
Laughed So Hard I Cried
I Read This Like 5 Times! Lmaoimh xD
Not Mine
I Added Numbers 16-24
But Some Of Them I Found Them Several Different
Places
And Some Of Them I Made Up(:
-Because After All, It's
Abby(:
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loveshewrote · 1 decade ago
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thats freakin hilarious!