I like baking and things that smell like winter
but i'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
La la la. la la la


I like writing songs about
d***** bags who cheat on me
but i'm not gonna say that
in my monologue


I like writing their names into songs
so their ashamed to go in public
but i'm not gonna say that
in my monologue
La la. la
la la la la la
this is my musical
monologue

you might think i'd bring up Joe
that guy who broke up with me
on the phone
but i'm not gonna mention him
In my monologue

Hey Joe! i'm doin real well!
Tonight i'm hosting SNL
but i'm not gonna brag about that
In my monologue
La la la ha ha ha

And if your wondering
if i might be dating
the werewolf from twilight
 (mouths the words: "i luv you taylor" and then blows a kiss)
i'm not gonna comment on that
in my monologue
la la la la la la la la
this is my musical
monologue

you might be expecting me to say
something bad about Kanye
and how he ran up on the stage
and how he ruined my VMA
monologue
**sigh**

but there's nothing more to say
because everything's okay
I've got security lining the stage

this is my SNL monologue
la la la la la la la
this is my SNL monologue
la la la la la la la
that was my SNL

MONOLOGUE


***saw this on SNL!!!! it was soooo funny! <3 her! look up on youtube under:
my monologue taylor swift!