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god is like santa claus.
he      knows      when      you're     awake.
&    he    knows     when    you're   sleeping.
he knows if you have been bad \ or / good.
'----> if your good, instead of presents you
get to go to heaven.    and   if   your   bad,
instead  of  getting  coal,   you  go  to  hell.
but  the  biggest   s i m i l a r i t y    of  all?

both        are        fake.
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god is like santa claus. he knows when you're awake. & he

12 faves · 34 comments · Nov 8, 2009 8:59pm

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Coco96 · 1 decade ago
Wow, everyone just needs to chill ok?

She's allowed to have her own opinion and if you don't agree then don't look at her quotes.
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ameezoo · 1 decade ago
i don't like all of this swearing. it's very offensive to me ;) but seriously dudeeez. let's not be immaturee :)
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koey5 · 1 decade ago
wow you people are fukin redickulas! we all have our own belifes! and if your callin her a fuking lowlife then how dose tah look on you? huh?
god loves each and every one of us the same if there even is a god! lite me ask you some thing...... do youknow god personally? can you see him and if he did care wouldnt he have stoped all the bad from happining in our lifes?isnt it wrettin in the bible that you should love you neighbor as you self. well if all of you hippocrites are true christens then shoulden you be loven on her not hatein on her? so yeah and one more thing....... i was a christen and i turned my back away from god because he didnt save mye when i was bein abused! no he just sat there so to me hes a lie. hes a made up mith adn i dont even want to hear his name! he was created to mind wash all of you people!so you for callin my best friend a low life!because with out her i would be dead! and i love her! so YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ameezoo · 1 decade ago
hi (: i believe in god, and i'm christian. but i like this quote ;) everyone is entitled to their opinion and i love that you put yourself out there.

i'm so gangster you can find me baking cookies at night. byebye!
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x_forbidden_x · 1 decade ago
Oh my God. You religious people obviously think that everyone has the same belief. There are a lot of atheists and agnostics on here. We have same rights. Just because there are a lot of religious people on here doesn't mean she can't put up her beliefs.

For all of you who say that she's going to hell, you will also. In the Bible it says that you are to love everyone and respect them. Telling her that she has absolutely no right to put this up and she's going to hell is not loving her. You hypocrites. I love this quote. I'm an atheist. And plus she can't go to hell if there isn't one.
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imakeorangejuicefromlemons · 1 decade ago
ur gonna get a lot of crap for this jsyk
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jonaslover4life21 · 1 decade ago
i must say i agreee with most of these people. i believe in god 100 percent and u really are just asking for if you post something like this. its cool if you think gods fake, but to most of the people on witty, hes real so think what you want but ur gunna off alot of people.
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SMACK_55 · 1 decade ago
THIS IS THE MOST OFFENDING QUOTE I HAVE COME ACCROSS ON THIS WEBSITE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? FOR RELIGIOUS PEOPLE GOD IS WHAT THEY LIVE FOR, INCLUDING ME. WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS, ITS GOING TO BE NO ONES FAULT BUT YOUR OWN WHEN YOU END UP IN HELL!
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lebooof_444 · 1 decade ago
RELIGION IS SO FRIGGIN CONFUSING I TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT BUT I END UP DOING IT ANYWAYS.

I agree with dirtylittlesecretx's comment. I don't believe in Hell either. I remember being told when I was younger that all sins can be forgiven. Why is there Hell? My dad went to Parochial school until high school and it didn't seem to benefit him at all. He swears like there's no tomorrow. I'm Catholic and last year my CCD teachers basically told me that Evolution is real. I also had to go to this thing about chastity. They completely scare you out about having at all and one of the speakers there told us that they were ok with someone being attracted to the same gender as them but are against two people of the same gender getting married. That was like the most hypocritical thing I have ever heard and it's offensive because I have relatives who are homosexual. My family rarely goes to church either. This is getting kinda long isn't it? Hahaha. XD
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justsmile · 1 decade ago
wow thts all im going to say...
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livelaughlove005 · 1 decade ago
hahah funny. but really i wouldnt be doing that because alot of people will flip i believe in god 100% and i would calm down with the quote guys
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eminemmxoxo · 1 decade ago
ohh shut the up ; like people have their damn religions. soo get the over yourself. you damn lowlife .
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Zebrafreak22 · 1 decade ago
even though I do not exactly agree with this quote, I must say that people who are commenting on this quote saying, "u low life loser!!!!!!!!!!!" , "diss childrens,teens and adults beliefs" , and "this is totally rude inappropriate..." are being complete hypocrites. as you may know, the bible says 'treat thy neighbor as thyself'. I disagree with MANY things that are said in the bible (gay marriage, discrimination, etc.) but even atheists can agree with that little passage, right? treat people like you want to be treated--with respect. if these so called Christians are calling you rude, disrespectful, and retarded, they're just fueling the fire. it's not fair if people who don't believe in God automatically get slammed and accused. I'm very sorry that people who cannot respect freedom of speech and the ability to have different opinions call themselves good Christians. it's not right. have a nice day and I didn't mean to offend ANYONE. :)
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dirtylittlesecretx · 1 decade ago
the thing is,
i think you shouldn't worry about these hate comments.
but at the same time; when religions involved, there'll be trouble.
i'm a Christian but I don't practice, ie. I don't go to church.
I also do not believe in hell. If He really 'loves everyone no matter what' ,then why would there even be a hell..
besides if there is, I'm screwed. I swear non stop. XD
I believe in God, and I pray to Him if I need help.
at the same time, religion is based on belief.
there is no proof that God exists, and I respect your opinion on that.
But when I was 8 one of my best friends died,
and when I was 10 my bestestestestest friend ever died.
So believing in God and Heaven somehow comforts me to know that they're safe where they are now...
if that makes any sense at all to you? :P
I volunteer with refugees so I have definitely seen a lot of religion in my time.
Religion is a very confusing topic ,but in my opinion everyone is entitled to their own beliefs.
I think if you don't want to believe in Him, that's your choice.
As it is mine to believe in Him.

And you're entitled to your opinion, so all the haters can just shut the up:)
(oops I swore again...)

xox.
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epicFAILURE · 1 decade ago
guys shut uppp!!!!!

do you relieze there is other religions in this world? you dont see her flip outr if you posted one of the many quotes about god and how you love him...maybe you should shut up and think twice before flipping on people

&& your answer your question thats on your mind, im roman catholic. i just think its stupid to rant on people for thinking diferently, i mean we wont be where we are successful in life.
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staySTRONG · 1 decade ago
clever! :)
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holdmyheart21 · 1 decade ago
wooooow, she didn't diss anyone? listen up people who said she dissed you or other people. SHE FRIGGEN DIDNT. she stated her opinion. dissing is making a rude insult or humiliating fact about them. there's nothing insulting here. sure, i can see how some of you think this is 'rude' and i guess it is, if you're strongly religious. but get the over it, its a quote. and about the santa part? hahhahahhaha. get over yourselves. i seriously doubt anyone who still believes in santa is going to read that quote.

loooooove it brigdette. (DID I SPELL IT RIGHT!?)
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xxdazzlemexxx · 1 decade ago
haha i was just thinking this today how God and Sanata are like so similar!
-except like obviously u dont know that god isnt real. have you died? no didnt think so.
whatever its your opinion; but they r rly similar =]
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xothecullenatorxo · 1 decade ago
i agree with OMExoxo21.did you really just diss childrens,teens and adults beliefs?youre asking for problems by making this quote.
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yooitscharliie · 1 decade ago
hahaha i love it! i'm gonna flip on those lame that gave you
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