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i CANT WAiT TiLL CHRiSTMAS.(AiM CONVERSATiON.)

me: you s*ck.
Santa: Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites.
A lump of coal for you.
me: Christmas is no longer my favorite holiday, thanks to you.
Santa: your very, very welcome! Ho Ho Ho!
me: did you just call me a h*e??

Santa's not being very nice today (;

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