Stupid Blonde
Jokes
2 Blondes walk into a building. . . . . . . . . . . You think
ONE of them would've noticed!
A ventriloquist is performing and tells a dumb blonde joke, so
a blonde stands up in the audience and says "Excuse me, but
you have no right to tell those jokes, they are just stereotypical
and rude!" so the ventriloquist appologizes profusley, to
which the blonde replies "Not you! The little man on your
lap!"
A blonde walks into a library, and goes to the referance desk ands
says "I'd like a big mac a large coke" and the librarian
says "I'm sorry this is a library" so the blonde says in
a whisper "Oh!
I'd like a big mac and a large coke"!
A blonde walks into Best Buy and says to the sales
associate " I would like that microwave" and
the associate says "I'm sorry we dont service blondes" So
the blonde gets a brunet wig and goes back and asks again and the
associate turns her down again. Dumbfounded, she asks "How did
you know Im a blonde" and he says "Thats not a
microwave thats a TV."
A blonde is
stranded on a deserted island, so she decides to swim back to
shore, she gets half way and gets tired so she swims back.
There is a blonde, a brunette and a redhead that are in a game
show, they are hooked up to a lie detector and if they lie they get
electrocuted, if they get it right, they are sent home, free of
harm. The brunette goes firts and gets asked, "who is the
smartest person in the world?" The brunette asnswers
"Me" and gets sent home. The redhead gets asked "Who
is the prettiest girl in the world?" she answers
"Me" and gets home. The blonde gets asked "what do
you think about the most?" and she answers
"I think-" and gets electrocuted.
A blonde decides to pain her living room, when her husband
gets home he finds his wife naked, with her clothes on the floor,
painting the walls. He askes her why she is doing this and she
replies "The instuctions to protect carpets, you should lay
down clothes!"
A blonde orders a pizza, and the attandant askes "would
you like it to be cut into 6 peices or 12?" And she answers
"Oh, 6 i could never eat
12!"
* no offence to any blondes out
there over half of my friends are blonde!
Stupid Blonde Jokes 2 Blondes walk into a building. . . . . .
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Oct 11, 2009 10:33pm
