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me: (running down the stairs) NINA HURRY CALL THE COPS!!!!!
nina: why?
me: he stole somthing of mine!
nina: wat did he steal?
me: my heart.
nina:(calls him) hi uhh i need you to give my sister her heart back
him: sry i cant do tht
nina: why?
him: i love it too much and i wouldnt give her up for anything
nina: oh ok i guess its alright then (hangs up)

lmao rly happend lol no jocking :)

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