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I honestly don't want Edward Cullen as my boyfriend.
I don't want Prince Charming to come sweep me off my feet.
I don't want Jacob Black to love me.
All those things would be nice.
~~But they wouldn't be real.~~
Because Edward Cullen, Prince Charming, and Jacob Black are all ~~fictional~~ characters.
Sure Robert Pattinson is hot. But he isn't the vampire that sparkles in the sun. Or the guy who all of the twilight fans fell in love with. Hes just a guy. Who pretends to be Edward Cullen.
Yeah it'd be nice to have a Prince as a boyfriend. But face it....He's a cartoon character in some of the movies and why would a Prince come into the middle of nowhere looking for some small town girl who wants to find him?
And Taylor Launter is FREAKING SEXY. But chances are theres someone he already has and he is just an actor he pretends to be Jacob Black and all the other roles hes played. It'd be different if we knew the real him.
But you have something they don't.
Your real.
You are you. You don't pretend to be anyone else.
You are who you are.
Thats what all you girls should look for.
Not the "Edward Cullen" wanna bee or even Prince Charming.
You should look for the guy who is nice and funny and cute.
Because chances are Robert Pattinson Prince Charming or Taylor Launter won't fall for you.
Sorry to shatter your dreams.
So go out and find the guy who you love for who they are.
Thats what I did.

8/4/09 <33

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