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In Minnesota women may face up to 30 in
prison if they impersonate Santa Clause.
(30 days isn't enough, I think they should think about what they did!)


In Nebraska barbers are forbidden from eating
onions from 7am to 7pm.
(I think they should make the forbidden everywhere!)


In Nevada men who wear moustaches
are forbidden to kiss women.
(So they can kiss men?!)

In New Jersey it is against the law
to "frown" at a police officer.
(Well then should we be smiling if we get a speeding ticket?)

In New Jersey it a illegal to throw "a bad
pickle" in the streets.
(But it wasn't a vlasic!)

In North Carolina it's illegal to
sneeze on city streets.
(You better not go there if you have a cold!)

In Alabama putting salt on train
tracks may be punishable by death.
(I thought it would taste better with some though!)





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Did You Know? In Minnesota women may face up to 30 in prison

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