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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE:

PLEASE DONT CLICK THE RED
((HERE))
THREE TIMES!
PLEASE DONT DO IT!
I'M BEGGING YOU!
IF YOU CLICK, YOU WILL BLOW UP THE WORLD!
ALL THE T.N.T TANKS THAT THE GOVERMENT HOLDS, HAS A MICRO 6 CHIP 3.0 IN THE BOTTOM OF THE TANKS! IF YOU CLICK THE RED THREE TIMES, THE CHIPS WILL EXPLODE, CREATING A SUPER SONIC WAVE SO POWERFULL, THAT IT WOULD BLOW UP 74% OF THE WORLD! THERE IS ALSO A CHEMICAL REBOUNCE IN THE SONIC WAVE THAT WOULD PASS THROUGH THE AIR AND MAKE EVERYONE MUTATE, OR EVEN DIE! SO DO NOT CLICK THE RED!
THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE.

WARNING, ALERT ALERT! SOMEBODY ON WITTY PROFILES, JUST BLEW UP THE WORLD! 5..4..3..2..
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^THE SUPERSONIC WAVE!^
WE TOLD YOU NOT TO CLICK THE RED BUTTON! NOW EVERYONES DEAD! THANKS ALOT!

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