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so i was in the car
with my mom and two sisters with music playing.
i sang along to the beginning, which goes as,
"life is a tollbooth out on a highway, slow done
before        you        drive        on        through."
my  xx  sister,  xx  who  xx  by  xx  the  xx  way
[  i s   e i g h t e e n  ]
sings, "life is a  p o r t - a - p o t t y . . . "
so i say, "cause if it tips over, then..."
she           finishes           for           me,
"you're screwed."

hhaha this actually happenedd
my mom's likee "LANAGUAGEE!"
probably a "you had to be there" moment
but whateverrr :p

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so i was in the car with my mom and two sisters with music playing.

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