Years
ago, I found
An ~unopened~ case of
liquor under a tree,
O-b-v-i-o-u-s-l-y
stashed from some other
kid.
I carried it to the local xfirexdepartmentx and reported it to the
squad.
The guy who
t o o k i t from me
said, in a very serious
voice,
"D.o.n.'t. w.o.r.r.y.,
we'll get to the bottom of this."
I just realized what he meant.
credit~MLIA
