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OK THERE WAS A GUY NAMED TIM AT A BAR HE WAS SITTIN DOWN AN THERE WAS ANOTHER GUY THAT CAME IN AND HIS NAME WAS DREW, DREW DRUNK TIMS DRINK AND TIM STARTED CRYING DREW SAID SORRY I WAS THIRSTY ILL BUY U ANOTHER ONE AND TIM SAID ITS NOT THAT I AM HAVING THE WORST DAY I GOT FIRED MY WIFE SLEPT WIT THE POOL BOY AND NOW I JUST THINKIN THAT I WAS GOIN TO END MY LIFE UNITL YOU CAM IN AND DRUNK MY POISON

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OK THERE WAS A GUY NAMED TIM AT A BAR HE WAS SITTIN DOWN AN THERE

8 faves · 1 comments · Aug 11, 2009 7:57pm

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FlirtFl724 · 1 decade ago
lmfaooo!
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