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Quotes added on Monday, September 29 2014

  1. capsized* capsized*
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     September 29, 2014 12:06am UTC
    So iOS 8 takes 15 centuries to download, but that U2 album appeared on our phones in the blink of an eye. OKAY APPLE.
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  2. capsized* capsized*
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     September 29, 2014 12:08am UTC
    iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
    Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
    iPhone user: I just like this pho-
    Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
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  3. Sunny* Sunny*
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     September 29, 2014 12:32am UTC
    I Love Listening to Lies
    When I know the truth.
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  4. xxxxxxxxxxxx* xxxxxxxxxxxx*
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     September 29, 2014 12:33am UTC
    This is happiness, to be everything at once.
    Be unblinded, be unlearned,
    be unbridled and unburned.
    -No Parallels by Hands Like Houses
    ♥ ♥ ♥
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  5. xxxxxxxxxxxx* xxxxxxxxxxxx*
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     September 29, 2014 12:43am UTC
    We're toe to toe, side to side, beneath the stars.
    We will be unbreakable.
    ♥♥♥Shapeshifters by Hands Like Houses
    Paperlung's formats.
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  11. RVM RVM
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     September 29, 2014 2:14am UTC
    Look around you. While dogs bark, birds sing and fly. People will talk; Don’t worry. You just walk- Just Fly!-RVM
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