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Quotes added on Thursday, December 13 2012

  1. redstarburst redstarburst
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:00am EST
    HORIZONTAL RUNNING!
    thank you FAT AMY
    for teaching me the way to better exercise!


  2. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  3. Norellana Norellana
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:03am EST
    I want someone
    who feels lucky to have me.

  4. GabyMm GabyMm
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:03am EST
    Hot Guy Asks Me Out
    .
    .
    .
    Me: All right who dared you >.>

  5. ThatRandomGuy97 ThatRandomGuy97
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:04am EST
    for all girls on here who say there imperfect, imperfect is perfect your all important and beautiful, stay strong ladies your all beautiful<3

  6. whoaitsnessa whoaitsnessa
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:07am EST
    Me: son of a B*TCH
    Dog: DON'T you dare drag my mother into this! She had a tough life. You try being a single mother to 7 kids!!!
    Me: sorry

  7. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:08am EST
    LOST AND INSECURE
    You found me, you found me
    LYING ON THE FLOOR,
    Surrounded, surounded
    WHY'D YOU HAVE TO WAIT?
    Where were you? Where were you?
    JUST A LITTLE LATE
    You found me,
    YOU FOUND ME.

  8. MamaPanda MamaPanda
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:09am EST
    You Told Me I Was Perfect.
    Then Proved To Me I'm Not.
    ♡♥~

  9. MissBookSmart MissBookSmart
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:09am EST
    Good things come to those who wait...
    except for when it comes to food.

  10. redstarburst redstarburst
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:10am EST
    Cynthia Rose: I have a confession to make.
    Fat Amy: Oh, here it comes. Lesbihonest.
    Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I have had a serious gambling problem.
    Fat Amy: Wait... what?
    Cynthia Rose: It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
    Fat Amy: Whoop, there it is!
    Pitch Perfect

  11. xLoveKillsSlowlyx xLoveKillsSlowlyx
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:10am EST
    [ E ][ V ][ E ][ R ][ Y ][ T ][ H ][ I ][ N ][ G ]
    i do is wrong in your eyes

  12. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:13am EST
    How do I
    Live
    Without the ones I love?

  13. whoaitsnessa whoaitsnessa
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:14am EST
    The only reason we complain about 10 year olds having boyfriends & girlfriends is because we're still single..

  14. redstarburst redstarburst
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:16am EST
    Bumper: I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?
    Fat Amy: Well... sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm... better not.
    Pitch Perfect
    if you haven't seen this movie than you are missing out.

  15. chethu chethu
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:16am EST
    Someone born to be
    Someone used to be
    Someone made to be
    Someone choose to be
    But iam what iam now

  16. JessicaHoltz11 JessicaHoltz11
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:17am EST
    When you are played so many times it's hard to go out and say i'm okay. . . . .

  17. MissBookSmart MissBookSmart
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:17am EST
    Why was Santa freaking out when he got stuck in the chimney?
    Because he was Santa Claustraphobic!

  18. OmmnommGuy OmmnommGuy
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:18am EST
    1. Name - Declan
    2. Birthday - September 6
    3. Current location - Home
    4. Current mood - Got nothing to do
    Favorites
    1. Flower - Rose
    2. Color - PURPLE
    3. Restaurant - HARD ROCK CAFE!!!!
    4. Store - Dangerfeild
    5. Designer - Pete Wentz (Clandestine Industries)
    6. Animal - Tapier, sloth or dogs
    7. Drink - MOTHER
    This, that, either
    1. Summer or winter? winter
    2. Shoes or purses? WTF
    4. Showers or baths? showers, by far
    5. Yoga or sports? sport!
    6. Ocean or pool? ocean!
    7. Real tan or tanning beds? real tan, i say :D
    8. Eyeliner or mascara? Eyeliner.... well Guyliner
    Girls
    1. Taken or single - TAKEN!!!
    2. Looks or personality - Pesonality all the way! i dont want to be stuck with some stupid blonde! my girlfriend is SUPER SMART anyway, looks just come with the package ;)
    3. Longest relationship - like, 2 years
    4. Crush- she's my girlfriend
    5. Does she know you like her - err yeah
    6. Do you believe in soul mates - dunno
    7. Do you like romantic girls - Leave it to the guy... but its nice :)
    8. Have you ever been in love - Yep i am now!
    9. Did it work out? - it has so far...
    10. Has any guy ever cheated on you - No
    11. Have you ever cheated on anyone - No.
    Friends
    1. Best friends - Aaron, Josh, Ellie and James
    2. Do you tell him/her everything - mostly
    3. Can you be yourself in front of the guys - YEAH


  19. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  20. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 12:21am EST
    So, i need some ideas.
    I'm doing a report on gay
    marriage and how i think
    it's right.
    it's a persuasive essay.
    now i need a lot of
    examples of why gay
    marriage is right?

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