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Quotes added on Thursday, April 5 2012

  1. WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating
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    April 5, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Yeah, I'll never be happy again.
    And don't you dare say we can still be friends.

  2. aThousandLetters aThousandLetters
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    April 5, 2012 12:00am UTC
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    Dear School Counselor(s),
    I don't knwo what to say about you. You seem to be generally nice people, but it's hard to trust you. You are pretty cool (and have helped me skip a lot of class), but you told my parents. I know you're legally required, but I just hoped I could pass it. I just couldn't trust you because I knew this would happen. Nervous to see or talk to you, really, now.
    Sincerely,
    aTL ♥
    x
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  3. daniicheeky daniicheeky
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Will you still love me when you see through my disguise?
    nmf

  4. Firelight Firelight
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:00am UTC
    User: Have you ever heard of a website called WittyProfiles?
    Cleverbot: No I have not.
    User: This conversation is over.
    Cleverbot: Why?
    User:Because you haven't heard of Witty!
    Cleverbot: That is true, why did you know that?
    User: You told me...
    Cleverbot: I did not.
    User:Yes you did, it's right up there...
    Cleverbot: Sorry, I think I was talking to somebody else.

  5. JamieStraley JamieStraley
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Being single doesn't mean you're weak. It means you're strong enough to wait for what you really deserve.

  6. mplumley mplumley
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:01am UTC
    If you wont make her your wife
    Don't make her a mother..

  7. KellieStraley KellieStraley
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    April 5, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Why do people think dating someone make u always happy. You could have a bunch of friendds and always be happy. It doesnt make sence?

  8. PartyRocker PartyRocker
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:02am UTC
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  9. aThousandLetters aThousandLetters
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    April 5, 2012 12:03am UTC
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    Dear Popular kids,
    Is it just me, or do we all hate when you complain about stuff? I mean, you have a group of support, everyone loves you (or just won't hate you to your face), and you're all pretty. You've dated so many people. You are "cool", and when you hurt someone and they fight back, they are just pushed down even more, so nobody will hurt you. I'd really die to be you.
    Sincerely,
    aTL ♥
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  10. AshleyWitty AshleyWitty
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Those 8 months
    Did they mean anything to you at all?
    I've tried to move on, ive tried other guys
    But no matter how hard i try
    Im not over you
    And i still feel like it was
    All my fault

  11. Firelight Firelight
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Seneca: Everyone likes an underdog.
    Snow: I don't.
    Seneca:
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    Peacekeeper: So you just found him dead?

  12. JamieStraley JamieStraley
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:04am UTC
    I don't want to be interesting. I want to be good.

  13. LlamaLoni LlamaLoni
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:05am UTC
    His name is Cody :3
    I didn't see him today, but tomorrow is the day,
    I think he's going to ask me out :D
    Ahh!

  14. SugarPlum96 SugarPlum96
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Boys; Ask for pictures with no clothes.
    Men; Ask for pictures with no makeup.

  15. thegirllikesmusic thegirllikesmusic
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Finally my Birthday!
    Anyone want to make this quote have
    13 favs?
    Also go wish a Happy Birthday to
    MyWittyProfile
    &
    imjustonegirl
    <3

  16. Itsmylifenotyours Itsmylifenotyours
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:06am UTC
    That's the thing about pain..
    It demands to be felt.

  17. Mylittlesparklypinkdress Mylittlesparklypinkdress
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Advice please?
    I like this guy; but he is such a gentleman. Why would he ever like someone like me? I am so stupid, and weird, and annoying, and abnoxious... And he's quiet, cute, and sweet.
    Should I tell him?
    (DO NOT FAV THIS)

  18. evilleamons11 evilleamons11
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:06am UTC
    *Put a hot guy as my profile picture*
    BAM!
    934238273 followers

  19. WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:07am UTC
    I'm sick of this.
    I'm sick of dressing up in those "sexy" clothes.
    I'm sick of wearing those »»» push up bras.
    I'm sick of wearing those short shorts/skirts.
    I'm sick of waxing/shaving 24/7.
    I'm sick of caking on the eyeliner; mascara; and foundation/concealer.
    I'm sick of faking my voice; to make it sounds girlier.
    I'm sick of acting like i don't care when he never texts me "later".
    I'm sick of trying to impress the one boy that will never care.

  20. AshleyWitty AshleyWitty
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive.
    && i dont want the world to see me;
    cause i dont think that they'd understand.
    when everythings made to be broken;
    i just want you to know who i am..
    Go GooGooDolls-Iris

:)

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