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Quotes added on Saturday, March 24 2012

  1. missarissa9 missarissa9
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:00am UTC
    When a cute guy says something to you
    and your only response is an awkward smile
    and a laugh that sounds like an out of breath golden retreiver

  2. zurcetak zurcetak
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Who knew Anna watch would, be so awesome.

  3. Godislove Godislove
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:01am UTC
    He's the first
    one I talk to when I wake up in the mourning and the last one I talk to before I close my eyes at night. He's the reason behind my smile. He's the one who sees the best in me, while others only see the worst. He's the one who was always there for me when everyone left and is the one who tells me "I love you" everyday. No, I'm not talking about a silly guy, I'm talking about God. ♥
    - nmq.

  4. prettysam prettysam
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:01am UTC
    What's wrong with me?"
    Millions of girls ask themselves this question every SINGLE day.
    It's horrible, just because there's people who like to point out every single flaw.
    I want to make a movement. When you feel alone because you feel alone and no one knows how you feel, look on this list.
    Each girl that reads this. I want you to post your biggest insecurity about yourself.
    It'll become a list. I just want to show each and everyone of you that you're not alone.
    1. My weight.
    2. My weight
    3. My weight.
    4. My weight.
    5. My flat chest
    6. my face
    7. my belly flab
    8. everything.
    9. my acne. my belly fat. my annoying huge boobs. yes people, big boobs are annoying. you don't want them. <- I agree. big boobs suck << I second that notion... they are more of a nusience than a benefit ♥
    10. my smile.
    11.i can never make everyone happy.
    12. my face.
    13. Everything. My nose, my bridge is big. My mouth, its gross. The shape of my face. My feet, oh god, does anyone have attractive feet? . My dry hands. My flat chest.
    14. my weight, and yes there are girls who say their weight and in all reality they are perfectly find. I'm overweight, and I always have been.
    15. my weight. and i HATE my chin so much..
    17.i hate alot of myself - my height, im really small and people call it cute i hate it-i always seem to f**k things up-ive got natural really rosey cheeks so it makes look like a slag-scars on my chin-bags under my eyes and because i rub them it makes my eyes swell up-the fact i feel unwanted, unheard-i can be a pushover-ifall for things to easily- i beleive every bad thing that happens is my fault...
    18. My flat chest; my acne; my hair; my weight- yes I know, everyone tells me I'm skinny, or too skinny or whatever but only I see how I look beneath the clothes that I so carefully choose to look flattering- so yes, my weight; my thighs; my posture; my height; how weak I am; my inability to grow my nails so they look nice; my complexion; my short temper; how I push my friends away when I'm really depressed; my asthma; how I can never make anyone happy (including myself); how I feel like nobody wants me around; how I swear too much; how I wear clothes that 'aren't me' so I fit in; how easily I'm pushed over the edge; me. That's all I can think of at the moment, but I know there's more.
    19.Everything.
    20. My eyes, my big hips, my legs, my boobs which dont seem to be in proportion to the rest of my body, my teeth.
    21. My weight, thighs, face, hair, arms, legs, feet, my teeth never seem to aline, my voice, nose, mouth, cheeks... everything about me really. I guess I'm never good enough.
    22. My weight. My chubby cheeks. My hair=bush. My cheekbones or lack thereof, my un coolness, my ablility to go red when somebody popular or a teacher or adult talks to me or when I exercise. I will never be like the person I want to be...ks...I'm not clever, I am not good at making friends, or balancing them at least. I hate my fat body. I am not rich..I hate with every single atom in my body.
    23. My hair, skin, hands, teeth, legs and face
    24. my flat chest
    25.my knees!
    26. My teeth, they are crooked and bucked! also my weight, im 90 pounds but not by force! naturally but SKINNY DOES SUCK PEOPLE!!
    27. My weight... just a little, my freckles... people say they are cute but i dissagree, my hair has a habit of frizzing with the slightest moisture in the air, but most of all... i hate my scars... girls, dont EVER cut. i dont want to any other girl to have to go through what i did... i caused more problems than i fixed... i have massive raised scars all on my legs, i cant wear a bikini, i have them on my wrists too and people see them... just DONT DO IT! ♥
    28. My weight, thighs, stomach.
    28. Can't remember things; My legs; my butt; My eyes; my nose; my chin; my arms; my hair; inability to loose the weight I have; reputation; Allergies; speed...

  5. Aurora876 Aurora876
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Good joke, now wait until it's on you ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. QuietGirlLoudHeart QuietGirlLoudHeart
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Up, up and away,
    i ' l l t a k e y o u w i t h m e .

  7. LoveIsLifeDontMissIt LoveIsLifeDontMissIt
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Is anyone up for making my profile all pretty?!

  8. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:02am UTC
    If you live life wishing you could change the past, nothing comes of it, there’s a reason why the past is the past and why its called the past. you can’t rewind, so instead of living in regret, use a thing called the present and the future, to learn from those regrets and grow into the person you want to be. love and be loved, forgive and forget, laugh til you cry, enjoy the ups and embrace the downs

  9. cookiedoe895 cookiedoe895
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Seeing a cute guy in public & trying to act like you don't notice him while you awkwardly stalk him...

  10. Maddi Motionless* Maddi Motionless*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:03am UTC
    I draw the pictures on my arm and you're keeping those pictures drawn with Sharpies from being permanent drawn with blood...

  11. PrincessOfTheSunset PrincessOfTheSunset
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Nobody
    wants to pay the asking price

  12. italiangirl3 italiangirl3
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:04am UTC
    i want a witty bestfriend
    I want someone who I can talk to and they will listen and give me
    advise & I'd do the same for them.
    Any takers?

  13. Haley2323 Haley2323
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Tumblr ? Follow me (:
    http://haley2323.tumblr.com/

  14. lynskywalker lynskywalker
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Only three people know i still like him. Its been a year, and 7 months since we went out. We broke up a year and 6 months ago. I know, its a long time. But he still means the world to me even though he hates me. Today, i was at the skating rink and i was talking to my friend john, when he said "noone likes you Kay!" my heart sank. I just replied with "I know, everyone loves me." then my brother said "you went out with her" he said "ya a looonnnnnggg time ago" i said "yah that was a year ago" then him and his friends started talking bout me but his friends were saying stuff like "why would you dump her, shes HOTT" which made me feel better but then he said "we went out a long long long time ago" him and his friends started joking and then he said, "and by a long time ago, i mean two days" but he said he was joking and then walked away.

  15. Aurora876 Aurora876
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:06am UTC
    I'm lost
    Do you like me or her? Pick one♥

  16. LiveLifeLong LiveLifeLong
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:06am UTC
    terminal;">t's wrong with me?"
    Millions of girls ask themselves this question every SINGLE day.
    It's horrible, just because there's people who like to point out every single flaw.
    I want to make a movement. When you feel alone because you feel alone and no one knows how you feel, look on this list.
    Each girl that reads this. I want you to post your biggest insecurity about yourself.
    It'll become a list. I just want to show each and everyone of you that you're not alone.
    1. My weight.
    2. My weight
    3. My weight.
    4. My weight.
    5. My flat chest
    6. my face
    7. my belly flab
    8. everything.
    9. my acne. my belly fat. my annoying huge boobs. yes people, big boobs are annoying. you don't want them. <- I agree. big boobs suck << I second that notion... they are more of a nusience than a benefit ♥
    10. my smile.
    11.i can never make everyone happy.
    12. my face.
    13. Everything. My nose, my bridge is big. My mouth, its gross. The shape of my face. My feet, oh god, does anyone have attractive feet? . My dry hands. My flat chest.
    14. my weight, and yes there are girls who say their weight and in all reality they are perfectly find. I'm overweight, and I always have been.
    15. my weight. and i HATE my chin so much..
    17.i hate alot of myself - my height, im really small and people call it cute i hate it-i always seem to f**k things up-ive got natural really rosey cheeks so it makes look like a slag-scars on my chin-bags under my eyes and because i rub them it makes my eyes swell up-the fact i feel unwanted, unheard-i can be a pushover-ifall for things to easily- i beleive every bad thing that happens is my fault...
    18. My flat chest; my acne; my hair; my weight- yes I know, everyone tells me I'm skinny, or too skinny or whatever but only I see how I look beneath the clothes that I so carefully choose to look flattering- so yes, my weight; my thighs; my posture; my height; how weak I am; my inability to grow my nails so they look nice; my complexion; my short temper; how I push my friends away when I'm really depressed; my asthma; how I can never make anyone happy (including myself); how I feel like nobody wants me around; how I swear too much; how I wear clothes that 'aren't me' so I fit in; how easily I'm pushed over the edge; me. That's all I can think of at the moment, but I know there's more.
    19.Everything.
    20. My eyes, my big hips, my legs, my boobs which dont seem to be in proportion to the rest of my body, my teeth.
    21. My weight, thighs, face, hair, arms, legs, feet, my teeth never seem to aline, my voice, nose, mouth, cheeks... everything about me really. I guess I'm never good enough.
    22. My weight. My chubby cheeks. My hair=bush. My cheekbones or lack thereof, my un coolness, my ablility to go red when somebody popular or a teacher or adult talks to me or when I exercise. I will never be like the person I want to be...ks...I'm not clever, I am not good at making friends, or balancing them at least. I hate my fat body. I am not rich..I hate with every single atom in my body.
    23. My hair, skin, hands, teeth, legs and face
    24. my flat chest
    25.my knees!
    26. My teeth, they are crooked and bucked! also my weight, im 90 pounds but not by force! naturally but SKINNY DOES SUCK PEOPLE!!
    27. My weight... just a little, my freckles... people say they are cute but i dissagree, my hair has a habit of frizzing with the slightest moisture in the air, but most of all... i hate my scars... girls, dont EVER cut. i dont want to any other girl to have to go through what i did... i caused more problems than i fixed... i have massive raised scars all on my legs, i cant wear a bikini, i have them on my wrists too and people see them... just DONT DO IT! ♥
    28. Can't remember things; My legs; my butt; My eyes; my nose; my chin; my arms; my hair; inability to loose the weight I have; reputation; Allergies; speed...
    29. My fat, my tiny boobs, my huge thighs, my frizzy hair, my hairy legs, how short i am, my eyes, my nose, my smile, my nails, my knees, my elbows, & my entire personality.

  17. Godislove Godislove
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:06am UTC
    don't try to
    hurt someone on purpose because they hurt you on accident. ♥

  18. Sierraxoxo Sierraxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:07am UTC
    I Wont Give UP
    Chapter 5.
    Nick:
    Pretty much the whole week was the same. Today was friday, and me and Nick were finishing the last 4 pages of the packet for science.
    Nick looked down at a text he got.
    "Hey Taylor,"
    "uhm..yeah?"
    "well, theres this party, at Aarons, and I was wondering if you maybe wanted to go with me?"
    A smile spread across my face.
    "Ofcourse!" I smiled. He grinned and said
    "great, im going to go home to freshen up....i'll pick you up at 8"
    "sounds good" i smiled as i pecked him on the cheek. He blushed and walked outside. We hadnt really talked about teh kiss. Weve been growing closer though, as in, friends though. I do feel feelings, I think?
    Feedback???
    Comment.....Fave......D:
    Love you<3!

  19. readerx97 readerx97
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:07am UTC
    If you are reading this}
    God is testing you so repost this and
    He will fix two BIG things tonight in your life
    ♥if you believe in Him repost ♥

  20. kaylababy5584 kaylababy5584
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 12:07am UTC
    He's my best friend,my one true love,and the only person who can keep me alive(I'm screwed if I lose him)

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