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Quotes added on Saturday, January 14 2012

  1. Make_My_Day Make_My_Day
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:00am UTC
    You Told Me You Loved Me. But You Dont.
    And I Dont Love You.
    You Said When Pigs Fly Youll Dump Me.
    so I gave my pig wings >:)
    it worked

  2. msaylor133 msaylor133
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:00am UTC
    sometimes, you just have to say,
    "screw it. im better than this."
    and walk away.
    because sometimes, thats the best thing you can do.

  3. Meg_Lynnx3 Meg_Lynnx3
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:00am UTC
    l l l l l
    When you sing in lunch with your friends
    And you just think:
    "WHOA! IT'S LIKE I'M IN
    HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!"
    c'mon we all know we think it!
    Format credit - RunawayRachel - NMQ

  4. Sourpatch712 Sourpatch712
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:00am UTC
    I've never heard silence
    Quite this loud...

  5. blue_eyes830 blue_eyes830
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:00am UTC
    My Fatt Butt is about to be in a relationship with The Gym.
    ♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

  6. mustaches_ mustaches_
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:01am UTC
    serendipity
    THE ACT OF FINDING SOMETHING GOOD
    OR USEFUL WITHOUT LOOKING FOR IT,
    //////////♥

  7. ImAlreadyGone ImAlreadyGone
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Never Grow Up.

    Follow for a Follow?

  8. Harley91594 Harley91594
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Why do girls like guys with abs so much?
    When I hug a guy, I want to hug someone cuddly,
    Not someone that feels like a friggin rock.

  9. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:02am UTC
    log onto facebook.. realize you hate everyone, log out

  10. missindependent415 missindependent415
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:02am UTC
    • • • • • •
    If life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade.
    So if life gives you gators, can you make gatorade?
    And if life gives you power, would you make powerade?

  11. ggabriella ggabriella
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:03am UTC
    It's Not What You Think
    -2-
    allcredittocaptivated
    After my 5th period studyhall, I practically ran to the cafe'. I spotted Paul. He's built, tall, has a California tan, hair cut short and always spiked up like his dad did when he was in highschool, and has bright blue eyes just like me. Everyone said we were perfect for each other. I walked slowly over to him with at least a million butterfiles in my stomach. "Hey Paul." I said nervously. "Oh, hey Alex." He said back.
    "You said you think we need a break... Why?" I angerly asked him. "Well, you have been spending so much time with JAmes and I think it's a little weird." "I was helping him pick out a present for Erica's birthday!" I sharply said rasing my voice. "Okay, well why didn't you just tell me?" "Why didn't you ask?" I said, annoyed. "Look, I'm sorry I jumped to conclusions. And I'm sorry I didn't ask you. But I don't want to break up. Really Alex. I'm sorry!" He said, almost like he was asking for a second chance. "Well, I want to forgive you, I really do Paul but, you obviously don't trust me. And I don't know if I can take it... Sorry." I answered. "But Alex, we've been together for almost two and a half years. Please, I can't loose you! Trust me, it's not what you think!"

  12. xoshaay16 xoshaay16
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:03am UTC
    When you catch a fish &,
    put it back, does it tell all it's friends
    that it's been abducted by aliens?

  13. xoshortyloverox xoshortyloverox
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:03am UTC
    A sister is supposed to be
    That one person you can trust the most,
    Not the one who hurts you the most.

  14. goldenmuzicnote98 goldenmuzicnote98
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Life is a big lie...

  15. smileybabe93011 smileybabe93011
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:03am UTC
    lady antebellum <3

  16. musizfreak musizfreak
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:03am UTC
    ahha My Profile Is Better Kno Check Out Wat Song I have On My Profile Drizzy Drake (:

  17. clueless1212 clueless1212
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:04am UTC
    & I didn't think
    I could love you any more than I already did
    until you gave me some food

  18. xjaseyrae xjaseyrae
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:04am UTC
    even if i was married with 4 kids,
    i would still leave them for jack barakat, nbd.

  19. blue_eyed_beauty blue_eyed_beauty
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Google
    ___________________________________
    |Taylor Lautner |
    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2012 - Privacy
    Did You Mean: HOTTIE!!!!

  20. elfofjoy elfofjoy
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Sometimes hell is a better place......
    [ If heavens full]

:)

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