Quotes added on Wednesday, September 28 2011

sofigarcia
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September 28, 2011 12:01am UTC

You're going to catch a cold from the ice inside your soul.

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hopeandsecrets19
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 12:02am UTC

A lot of things happen in life; Especially in high school. Don't
let the good moments pass you by.
When you get a good chance, take it. Don't hesitate.

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smile6
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 12:02am UTC

THAT'S A NECK...=p

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XxRawRimmadionsurxX
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 12:04am UTC

FAVE IF YOU'VE CRIED
so hard that you couldn't breathe
PROPERLY.
nmf

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xxiLoveYouRawrxx
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 12:04am UTC

Hey. i have got something to ask you,
Yes?
Its very serious and it requires a serious answer.
OMG. i'm scared now.
Do you know the Muffin Man?
i hate you.

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brienne
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 12:04am UTC

The only boobs
You'll ever see
are Drake and Josh

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Squarez
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 12:04am UTC

The only logical reason
for someone talking behind
your back is because your
already ahead of them.

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Tashaaa
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 12:05am UTC

I hate it when you make a really funny joke in class, and nobody laughs.
& your all like, if I said that on witty I would be worshipped. -.-

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katybop29
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 12:05am UTC

my boyfriend just sent me a message that said,
"i like playing sports, but i love you"
in italian.
best boyfriend ever.

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SiMPleNkut3xD
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 12:06am UTC

Funny :D #4
I know a guy who called up the Home Shopping Network. They said "Can I help you?" and he said "No, I'm just looking."
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why.
I failed my driver’s test. The guy asked me "what do you do at a red light?" I said, I don’t know… look around, listen to the radio…
After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don’t want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was that?!"
A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. "I charge $50 for three questions," the lawyer says. "That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?" the guy asks. "Yes," the lawyer replies, "Now what’s your final question?"
An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit" The mortician says "We’ll take care of it, ma’am" and yells back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!"
I knew these Siamese twins. They moved to England, so the other one could drive.
A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "We would. But we need the eggs."

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Jessiex
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 12:06am UTC

kissing test 1.hold you breath 2.click add a quote 3. copy, paste, and change the color of "kissing test" 4. add this quote 5.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your computer is fast

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loveisourweapon26
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 12:06am UTC

Okaay witty girls, i need your advice!
My ex and I broke up five months ago, over the stupidest argument. We went out for about five months. He was the best boyfriend i could ever ask for. I trusted him, and i still do. Yes, i still love him. And he says he loves me too. But it sure doesnt seem like it. Ever since we broke up, he flirts and talks to so many girls. He bearly even calls/text me now. Plus, we dont go to the same school. So i havent seen him. And i keep waiting for him to come back, but i dont know how long hes gona keep me waiting. I hate it.
Then, a few days ago, i found out some guy from school has a crush on me. He's honestly a really nice guy. We rarely talk, but he talks to most of my closest friends, and i know hes a really chill guy with a great personality. Plus hes actually pretty cute. My friends tell me to talk to him more and get to know each other, then maybe give him a chance. I honestly would consider giving him a chance, as soon as i get to know him better. But i still have strong feelings for my ex, and i dont know what to do.
Should i wait for him a little while longer, or move on and give this guy a chance?
Pleasee help? I'd really like some advice, cause rite now, im completely lost on what i should do.

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brebabe359
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 12:06am UTC

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My music player stopped working! where can i go to get another?
nmf
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Gloria
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 12:07am UTC

blame It on
September :/

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MissAnna
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 12:07am UTC

you're my rockstar & i'm just
a groupie carrying your amps.

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xlovedreamerx9
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 12:08am UTC

Temporary Home
Chapter 1
“We're leaving." No seventeen -year old girl wants to hear those words escape her mother's mouth. "Leaving?" I asked not believing what I just heard. I was going to be a senior in high school; my ears must have deceived me, there was just no way we were leaving our home in sunny Maryland. “I got a job transfer and it’s closer to daddy, don’t you miss him?” She asked. When you only see your father three to four times a year, of course you miss him. “Yes.” I said looking down at my feet. “When we move to our new house we’ll get to see him so much more! I know it’s going to be hard on you but it’s the best thing for all of us.” My mom explained and put her hand on my shoulder. “When do we go?” I asked. “Two weeks.” My mom told me, “You might want to start packing.” I sighed and went up the long staircase that led to my room. “Mom!” I called from my room. “Yes, Lydia?” She asked. “Where are we moving?” I asked nervously. “Tennessee.” She called up. I fell down on my bed. Tennessee?! I ran over to my laptop and Google mapped how far away it was. Almost twelve hours. “It’s far away sweetie I know, but it’s only for a year.” My mom said trying to comfort me. “Daddy’s excited to see you.” She said trying to lighten up the mood. “I’m gonna go out for a little.” I said quietly and grabbed my keys and slipped on my flip-flops.
 I pulled out my phone from my jean pocked and dialed my best friend, Sienna’s number. “Hey Lyd!” She squealed .
“Can you meet me at Starbucks?” I asked quietly. 
“Sure thing, you ok?” She asked. 
“No.” I cringed and hung up the phone. 
Five minutes later, I was sipping on a Frappuccino waiting for Sienna. The bells on the door jingled and I looked at the door, it was Sienna. She spotted me and walked over to where I was sitting. “What is it?” She asked and sat down. “We’re best friends, right?” I asked; she nodded. “Through thick and thin?” I asked; she nodded again. I sighed, “Lydia you’re scaring me what is it?” She asked. 
“I’m moving.” I said quietly. “To Tennessee.” 
A blank expression covered Sienna’s face. She hugged me over the table. “Lydia, you can’t leave me! You’re my best friend for goodness sakes.” She cried not caring about the people staring at us. “I know, I know. But there is a bright side.” I said as I made circles on her back with my hand. She pulled away, “What bright side? There can’t be a bright side to my sister moving twelve hours away and missing our senior year!” She exclaimed. “It’s only for a year.” I said quietly. “How long until you leave?” She asked. “Two weeks.” I sighed. “Well, these are going to be the most memorable two weeks you’ll have.”
Yes, I'm back :)
Feedback & fav please!
LOVE YOU ALL <3

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katybaby
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 12:10am UTC

Tomorrow At My School Is Nerds V.S. Prepps!!
Fave If Your For The Nerds Comment If Your For Prepps!

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Mednez
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 12:10am UTC

Dear Google,
Can you atleast let me finish my sentence before you start guessing it and making up what I want..
KThanksBye.. <3

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XxRawRimmadionsurxX
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September 28, 2011 12:10am UTC

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JirachiGirl
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 12:11am UTC

For English homework, we needed to correct sentences, and one sentence said:
No, I did not receive an invitation to your stupid party do i care? no one is going to show up eat grass and die.

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