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Quotes added on Friday, July 1 2011

  1. runnawaay_ runnawaay_
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:00am UTC
    i don't know how to be someone that you would miss.

  2. WizKhalifaQuotesx WizKhalifaQuotesx
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:00am UTC
    People Change,
    and often they become the person
    they said they never would be.
    -Wiz Khalifa

  3. sammi42 sammi42
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:00am UTC
    oh you're straight?
    so is spaghetti until it gets hot

  4. nevershoutally2169 nevershoutally2169
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:01am UTC
    &This is to my haters.
    I gotta give you guys credit! You are the only people that think about me 24/7 and think about me all day! Keep doin' it, I love hearing my name!

  5. xxcandygirl97xx xxcandygirl97xx
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:01am UTC
    11:11;
    comes TWICE a day, becaus everyone deserves a
    SEOND CHANCE

  6. Loveenvball2 Loveenvball2
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:01am UTC
    bored........anybody wanna tlk?


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. x_BornToBeMe_x x_BornToBeMe_x
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Go Ahe ad
    Text Him First.
    It might pay off one day;D
    nmf

  9. CupidzArrow CupidzArrow
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:02am UTC
    S C ARY STORIES
    - for late night Wittyers #12
    When I was 14 years old me and my parents took a road trip to Colorado on or way there, my parents car broke down and we drove as far as it would go. we ended up in front of an old beat-up house. we walked up to the scratched, old and worn out door. I knocked a couple of times until a sweet little old couple answered. They insisted that we stay until the morning when they could get some help.
    At first I was scared but my parents said yes, I decieded they were nice enough. They cooked us a delicious meal and we all went to bed. I got my own room and as we passed a door to go to the bedroom they showed me was mine for the night, they told me, "Do not go into our daughter's room". I thought it was kind of strange but it wasn't my house so I respected their request.
    I woke up in the middle of the night around 3 o'clock to go to the bathroom. I was curious so I peeked under the door of the daughter's room. I saw a little girl sitting in a chair facing the wall. I assumed she must have been punished and did not want me to bother her. So I went to the bathroom and then back to bed.
    A couple of hours later, around 4:30 am, I became real thirsty. I needed to get some water so I got back up and headed for the kitchen. As I passed by the daughter's room, I was still so curious. I peeked in the key hole this time. All I saw was red so I assumed they must have painted the whole room red, including the key hole.
    When I woke up in the morning, i met up with my parents and we went downstairs and thanked the old couple very much for letting us stay. They said it was no problem and asked how my night was. I said "it was good" and complimented them on the color of the paint job in their daughter's room. They said "what paint job? its baige flower printed wallpaper". I was confused and asked why their daughter was in trouble. They looked very confused and the old lady then said, "She died a couple of years ago of a blood disorder that made both her eyes bloodied red"
    then i realized that the red I saw was their dead daughter looking back at me...through the keyhole.

    CupidzArrow

  10. ravenboyal20 ravenboyal20
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:02am UTC
    i dont wanna be mean but you dont need a tic tac you need the whole damn pack ;)

  11. OurConfessions OurConfessions
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Confession #315
    I'm so self-concious. I always feel fat, Or bloated. But my mom has told me I've lost weight and my friends are jealous of my stomach. People say I have the perfect body and honestly, I'm stuck inside a body I don't want.
    -anonymous.

  12. zebrasarecool500 zebrasarecool500
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:03am UTC
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!
    scary right
    I get scared quickly.

  13. melissa8910 melissa8910
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:03am UTC
    && I'm begging you
    LoveMeLoveMeLoveMeLoveMeLoveMe

  14. deasia23 deasia23
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Ok so 12:04 july 1st
    and im still awake!!!!
    this truly is summerr!!

  15. lautnerbabe96 lautnerbabe96
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:03am UTC
    ┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓
    EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN!

  16. forever_his_5 forever_his_5
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:03am UTC
    I freaking LOVE when my best friend goes onto my witty account to make it pretty :)

  17. xxbabexx xxbabexx
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:04am UTC
    i'm in sweatpants.
    my hair is up.
    & i have no make up on.
    because frankly.....
    i don't give a
    flying fuckk (;

  18. ilovehim44899 ilovehim44899
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:04am UTC
    if you could live in my life,
    being treated the way you treat me,
    I bet you'd wanna run home and cry
    just like I always do.

  19. allaboutus16 allaboutus16
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:04am UTC
    When people
    keep hurting you
    over and over.
    think of them like sandpaper.
    they might hurt you or
    scratch you a bit ,
    & but in the end;
    you end up polished,
    &they end up useless.

  20. sammi42 sammi42
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:04am UTC
    girls can ruin a guys life :)
    example remove all vowels from the word FEMALE

:)

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