Our Brady, who art in Foxboro, hallowed be thy arm.
Thy bowl [will come], it will [be won], in Dallas as it is in New England.
Give us this Sunday, our weekly win, and give us many touchdown passes,
[but do not let the Jets pass against us].
Lead us not into [frustration], but deliver us to the [valley of the sun].
For thine is the [MVP], the [best of the AFC], and the [glory of the Patriots],
now and forever, AMEN.