20 Ways To Freak Someone Out:
1.) When they come back from somewhere, yell at them "Where have you been sir?!" ever if it's a she.
2.) Whenever someone asks you something, quack at them.
3.) Hum the Mission Impossible theme song in their ear loudly.
4.) Go up to them, take their hand and say, "I see dead people." then walk away.
5.) Ask them where they left their moose pants.
6.) Have random spasms in your seat.
7.) Ask them for a fork.
8.) Slam your head against things
9.) Swim on the floor
10.) Stare at them wide-eyed until they look at you, then look away, then do it again.
11.) When they get mad at you, threaten them that you have a pet fish that isn't afraid to bite at them.
12.) Tell them you love them, then tell them your magic domino told you to say that.
13.) Growl or bark os hiss (etc.) at them when they speak, then say, "I forgot my medication."
14.) Tell them that there's a gorilla in your pants.
15.) Put your arm around them and yell in their ear "HEY BUDDY!"
16.) In dead silence, say "I left the tub on in the bathroom."
17.) Talk really slow, when they tell you to talk faster, say "Dora talks slow. And she's my idol. So ... I ... Will ... Talk ... Slow ... Too ... "
18.) When they say your name, yell "BWACK!"
19.) When they're talking, laugh hysterically, and when they ask why, tell them "You talk funny."
20.) Follow there every move; even when they talk.
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