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Quotes added on Friday, September 26 2008

  1. coldfire69 coldfire69
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2008 12:21am UTC
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  2. coldfire69 coldfire69
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2008 12:22am UTC
    you know you live in 2008 when....1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years3) the reaL reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.6) your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all yourfriends9) and...you were too busy to notice number 5.10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no number 511) and now you're laughing at your stupidity

  3. coldfire69 coldfire69
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    September 26, 2008 12:25am UTC
    What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I STARE, I SMILE, AND WHEN I GET TIRED...I PUT THE MIRROR DOWN

  4. FallOutBoy4evr28 FallOutBoy4evr28
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    September 26, 2008 4:25am UTC
    ╔══╗♫║██║║(o)║♥♫Music♥♫╚══╝not minethought it was cool though :]

  5. volleytrack12 volleytrack12
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2008 4:32am UTC
    I really wish that you and I never c o l l i d e d~credit

  6. xXxRandomxXx xXxRandomxXx
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    September 26, 2008 4:38am UTC
    Plans!1. put your plans here2. put your plans here3. put your plans here

  7. ColorMekalea ColorMekalea
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2008 5:28am UTC
    Ive cried more in the last 2 daysOver my supposedly best friendsThan I ever have cried over Any one of my boyfriends.I guess it shows you just howmuch friendship means to meAnd just how much it hurts when it means nothing to someone else.

  8. AutumnMarie12 AutumnMarie12
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    September 26, 2008 5:28am UTC
    .:B E S T ii E S:. E| Lizzie E| Tori E| Jalisa E| Brittany E| Kayla E|Krystine E| Kelsey E| Donna

  9. mangoluvr mangoluvr
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2008 5:30am UTC
    Little did I know... You were Romeo <3u were throwing pebbles And my daddy says stay away from Juliet... <3d I was crying on the staircase Begging you [p.l.e.a.s.e.] don't go... ~ Taylor Swift ~

  10. ColorMekalea ColorMekalea
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    September 26, 2008 5:33am UTC
    Kalea Jean Hyjek©

  11. AutumnMarie12 AutumnMarie12
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2008 5:39am UTC
    a©BESTFRIENDSa Lizzie i love you babay.<3 your my everything.baby girl.<3

  12. x_Toxic_Insanity_x x_Toxic_Insanity_x
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    September 26, 2008 6:03am UTC
    Sometimes I need to apologize, Sometimes I need to admit I ain't right. Sometimes I need to keep my mouth shut, or only say hello. Sometimes I still feel I'm walking alone.Walking Alone - Green Day

  13. dance_iz_what_i_do dance_iz_what_i_do
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    September 26, 2008 6:04am UTC
    I'm the opposite of moderate, immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid.

  14. dance_iz_what_i_do dance_iz_what_i_do
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    September 26, 2008 6:08am UTC
    You ain't even gotta ask nobody bout me.I'm certified on the internet read about itIf you looking for meGo and pull it upCause I'm a celebrityI know you done heard of me.You ain't even got a clue but it's so true.They flashing them camerasCause baby I'm the new, new.So if you looking for me go and pull it upCause I'm a celebrityGo head & google me.

  15. x_Toxic_Insanity_x x_Toxic_Insanity_x
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    September 26, 2008 6:12am UTC
    Call me irresponsibleCall me habitualBut when you think of meDo you fill your head with schemesBetter think again, Cause no one knows.Green Day - No One KnowsDoes it seem like all your memories fade?You soak up knowledge to fill the spaceAnd still my answer remainsI don't know.Green Day- No One Knows

  16. babii4life15xo babii4life15xo
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    September 26, 2008 7:29am UTC
    JuSt ThE tHoUgHt Of YoU oN tOpMaKeS mY nAtUrE hOtT<3<3<3<3i DoNt WaNt No OtHeR mAnI lOvE u <3<3<3<3

  17. sugarspiceandblonde2 sugarspiceandblonde2
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2008 8:07am UTC
    And maybe I'm not perfect.And I'm not the prettiest girl ever.And maybe I am clumsy.And maybe I'm not-so-popular.But maybe, just maybe, you could love me the way I am.

  18. kakakassie kakakassie
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2008 8:26am UTC
    You sit there in your heart acheWaiting on some beautiful boy to Change you from your old ways.

  19. kakakassie kakakassie
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2008 8:29am UTC
    It's not that our loveDied...It just never really Bloomed.

  20. brunettebabe2916 brunettebabe2916
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2008 8:54am UTC
    Do you know what is feels like, loving someone that's in a rush to throw you away </3

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