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Quotes added on Tuesday, January 29 2008

  1. given_up given_up
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 5:01am UTC
    This was my brother after he had an accident on the quad bike,
    Doctor: Whats your birthday?
    Brother: 1st october
    Doctor: Whats todays date?
    Brother:arggh....i didnt no that before the accident.
    haha funny stuff
    This is my brother tellin my dad what happened
    Dad:SO Who was driving it?
    Brother: umm...no body...
    Jack Rocks

  2. given_up given_up
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 5:10am UTC
    This was wen i rang up my brother just after he had the accident on the quad bike.
    Brother: Hello
    me: Hey whats wrong?
    Brother:i had an accident
    me: what happened
    Brother: um i was driving the quad n i fell off and it ran over me
    me: are you alright?
    Brother: obversely not
    me: so i no your crying but im at officeworks, do you want the big books with the spiral
    Brother: no
    me: do you want 120 or 96?
    Brother: 96
    lol if i was him i would have just said: FAR OUT IM CRYING HERE AND YOU ASKIN ME ABOUT BOOKS GEEZ.
    his a funny kiddo
    Jack ROcks

  3. kay_de1321 kay_de1321
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 5:35am UTC
    I keep having to change
    the song..
    Cuz everyone reminds me
    of him!

  4. kay_de1321 kay_de1321
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 5:36am UTC
    If i end it now
    all i will lose is
    everything i have
    worked so hard to gain...
    and i cant let that happen.
    So we are gonna stick together
    as long as we can!!

  5. kay_de1321 kay_de1321
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 5:39am UTC
    when he came into my life.
    my heart wasnt broken or
    even torn apart!
    i was just trying to get even with
    the one who stole my heart!
    So starting off all fresh and new
    you came along and i said no to you?
    that was weird but tell december first
    i finally said yes thinking it would only be
    a week, now two months has past and boy youve already got my heart half way complete!!

  6. kay_de1321 kay_de1321
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 5:40am UTC
    So sick
    of lieing
    so sick
    of being sad
    so sick
    of being tired...
    I cant do this any more!! i admit it
    im in love with you!!

  7. kay_de1321 kay_de1321
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 5:41am UTC
    I never would give a boy my heart
    until he's filled with love
    for him!!! but everytime it
    comes close my heart drains it
    all away and a new guy comes
    my way...

  8. kay_de1321 kay_de1321
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 5:42am UTC
    we havent seen each other for about
    a month and some days...
    but something keeps me too you
    like paper to glue!

  9. kay_de1321 kay_de1321
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 5:43am UTC
    still wearing your jacket........
    wishing it was you!

  10. Dancerslovehim123 Dancerslovehim123
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 6:18am UTC
    Baby, I don't need anything;
    because when I have you;
    I have everything.

  11. imatwista21 imatwista21
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 6:58am UTC
    /The only people you need in your life are the ones who need you in theirs\
    *make cute edits*

  12. Luvsit07 Luvsit07
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 8:25am UTC
    I try my hardest not to cry,
    because that means I'm weak and gave up,
    so instead when I think about you
    and how you're not mine,
    I let my heart tear a little more.

  13. Luvsit07 Luvsit07
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 8:26am UTC
    * I'm so crazy about you, you're all I think about. Too bad that it appears as if you don't even care about me.*

  14. Mymanmiller Mymanmiller
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 2:32pm UTC
    Soccer.Do you have what it takes?

  15. stillwaiting4him stillwaiting4him
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 4:07pm UTC
    so maybe im layin up in bed right now
    sick like a dog
    just waiting for u to pick up the phone and
    [[call mee]]

  16. nicey196 nicey196
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 4:27pm UTC
    wanna know a kool word Sexxifundilicious (sexy-fund-a-licious) used in a sentence woah that dress if sexyfundilicious!!!
    another word ceral (yea like the kind u eat) use this word in stead of serious omg stop laughing i m cereal!!!

  17. dancer14 dancer14
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 4:28pm UTC
    Let's just RELIVE that summer one more time
    Hold me tight, And promise it's the only thing that matters in the world.
    orig.

  18. dancer14 dancer14
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 4:33pm UTC
    AndItAlmostsScaresMe
    How when we pass in the hall
    you can't even look in my eyes
    to even recongnize that we actually had some pretty fun times
    well i guess it's come down to it::
    we were never real friends...because real friends don't just stop being friends for no reason

  19. hottiewthabody92 hottiewthabody92
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 4:33pm UTC
    when you get lonely and no one's around;
    you know that i'll catch you when you're
    falling down:]

  20. hottiewthabody92 hottiewthabody92
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2008 4:33pm UTC
    Stop and stare; i think I'm moving but i go
    nowhere; Yeah i know that everyone gets
    scared; But I've become what i can't be.

:)

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