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Quotes added on Wednesday, March 2 2005

  1. LookWutYouveDone8 LookWutYouveDone8
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 7:34am EST
    IMPOSSIBLE IS JUST A BIG WORD THROWN AROUND BY SMALL MEN WHO FIND IT EASIER TO LIVE IN THE WORLD THEY'VE BEEN GIVEN THAN TO EXPLORE THE POWER THEY HAVE TO CHANGE IT. IMPOSSIBLE IS NOT A FACT. IT'S AN OPINION. IMPOSSIBLE IS NOT A DECLARATION. IT'S A DARE. IMPOSSIBLE IS POTENTIAL. IMPOSSIBLE IS TEMPORARY.
    IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING
    <3 this quote

  2. too_deep too_deep
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 8:47am EST
    -:-i tear out my heart and soe myself shut
    my weakness is that i care too much...-:-

  3. xHeLeNxMelOnx xHeLeNxMelOnx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 9:49am EST
    I don't want to see you today because
    I'm s i c k and tired of p r e t e n d i n g
    that everything ok ... [again]

  4. xHeLeNxMelOnx xHeLeNxMelOnx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 9:51am EST
    What comes around...
    >goes around<
    [({K.a.R.m.A})]
    >> They'll get yours...

  5. xHeLeNxMelOnx xHeLeNxMelOnx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 9:53am EST
    e d u c a t i o n ...
    I'm going to be 'something' -someday-.
    >>.[DON'T WORRY].<<

  6. xHeLeNxMelOnx xHeLeNxMelOnx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 10:11am EST
    Whenever you look me in the >>eyes...
    it means || nothing ||.
    Can't you see the p-a-i-n?

  7. xFoRgEt_Me_NoTx xFoRgEt_Me_NoTx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 10:30am EST
    A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500. So, they spent the night together. In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."
    On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed a note:
    "Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your..........apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the........apartment, I was under the impression that:
    1. It had never been occupied;
    2. There was plenty of heat;
    3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
    Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that......it was entirely too large."
    Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:
    "Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.

  8. xFoRgEt_Me_NoTx xFoRgEt_Me_NoTx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 10:35am EST
    AnD I aLmOst hAd yOu>>>I jUsT wiSh YoU woUlD'vE lOvEd mE tO....

  9. xMyGeNeRaTiOnx xMyGeNeRaTiOnx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 12:30pm EST
    u run your fingers through your hair and bat your eyelashes so many times a day im suprised you're not bald and blind..
    [((gEt ThA pIcTuRe))]
    ~*nOt eVeRyOnE lIkEs a sHo oFf*~

  10. babiigirl1315 babiigirl1315
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 12:40pm EST
    friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men

  11. babiigirl1315 babiigirl1315
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 12:41pm EST
    |:|learn from ur past|:|
    |:|live and grow stronger|:|
    |:|ppl are fake|:|
    |:|let ur trust last longe|:|

  12. LoVing_YoUu LoVing_YoUu
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 12:55pm EST
    im ready to chance losing you again
    i just cant go on not being with you
    weve been through alot together and i trust you with everything and everytime im with you i have butterflies the whole time im with you..and when im in ur arms its the only place i wanna be and i want to stay there forever..i love the way you sing to me even tho ur a horrible singer and i love that i can be myself around you...im afraid to say i think im falling in love with you...

  13. xOx_mAar_xOx xOx_mAar_xOx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 1:03pm EST
    10 REASONS HOW TO TELL IF GUYS LIKE GIRLS:
    1. the guy will be nice to u.
    2. he will tell u that u did good, even if u did horrible.
    3. he might make fun of u.
    4. he'll want to be your friend.
    5. he might complimment u on your hair, even if u wear it that way everyday.
    6. he'll stick up for u.
    7. he will start hangin out with your friends.
    8. he'll flirt with u.
    9. he'll call u for no good reason.
    10. he'll make eye contact with a happy grin on his face.
    10 REASONS HOW TO TELL IF GIRLS LIKE GUYS:
    1. They always talk about the different varieties or guys.
    2. they stare at u with a smile on their face.
    3. they always seem to be talking about how nice u r.
    4. they laugh at all your jokes.
    5. they ask u who u like, continuously.
    6. they talk to your friends a lot.
    7. they always r flirting with every other guy, except u.
    8. they always try to make u jealous.
    9. they beg u to do everything for them.
    10. they always ask u what to do in a bad situation.

  14. LoVing_YoUu LoVing_YoUu
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 1:04pm EST
    im sorry about what happened
    it never was suppose to be like this
    i guess him and i had some things
    that were left unsaid and had been hidding
    i never wanted to hurt you
    i just wished you would understand
    what im saying to you

  15. xOx_mAar_xOx xOx_mAar_xOx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 1:09pm EST
    This is to insprire people to have a happier life..This works with everyone if u follow the rules..This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.
    *ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
    *TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
    *THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
    *FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
    *FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
    *SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
    *SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
    *EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
    *NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
    *TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
    *ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
    *TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
    *THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
    *FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
    *FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
    *SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson
    *SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
    *EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
    *NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
    *TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
    *TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

  16. xOx_mAar_xOx xOx_mAar_xOx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 1:10pm EST
    im doing an assignment for class, i have to find the best kisser in my grade, can i test u out???

  17. xobabigurl016xo xobabigurl016xo
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 1:11pm EST
    i gave you my heart out to you.. you siad you wouldnt break my heart.. you lied once again!! nd when you broke my heart.. you scattered my world!!

  18. xOx_mAar_xOx xOx_mAar_xOx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 1:11pm EST
    * *i'M aLL bOuT dA CaSh FLoW-- No NeEd tO pReTeNd!* * $)>So HoLLa aT mE WhEn yOuR reAdY tO SpEnD

  19. xobabigurl016xo xobabigurl016xo
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 1:13pm EST
    i cant see anything now.. all this water in my eyes wont go away.. wen it does go away.. then i see or talk to you it comes back.. whats the point on my seeing anything if anything i see reminds me of you nd makes me cry even more!!! :(

  20. xOx_mAar_xOx xOx_mAar_xOx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2005 1:13pm EST
    If you were a booger in my nose, i'd pick you first!

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